We are extremely happy to announce that we have chosen our songs. They are in the process of getting cleaned up, but this is a pretty much definite list of songs in order.
Soulja Boy (Colin)
Hard Knock Life (Jeremy)
This Girl Just Wants to Get Some (Andrew S)
Copacabana (Kristen H)
Jesse's Girl (Jacob)
I Just Can't Wait to Be King (Kyle)
Uptown Girl (Sam)
One Week (Jacob)
Dancing Queen (Andrew V)
Big Yellow Taxi (Sarah N)
Thanks to everyone who put in their best effort into their songs. These do mostly represent the best submissions, because we were not able to use all of the best submissions due to the script. We tried to fit as many as we could (as you can see by the large list and the fact we have double the amount of songs that we need).
Here is a file containing all of their parody lyrics.
1. Choose songs that most people know (avoid obscure tunes)
2. Select songs that have easily accessible karoke versions
3. Consider playing live music for certain songs
4. You must have at least one song per act; more songs are always welcome
5. Song selection makes or breaks the show
Samples
"Alpha Mash" (to the tune of "Monster Mash")
I was hatching in the lab
Late one night
When my eyes beheld
An amazing sight
When my Alpha from his bottle
Began to hatch
And suddenly to my surprise
He did the mash
He did the Alpha Mash
The Alpha Mash
It was a casting smash
He did the mash
They hatched in a flash
The Alpha Mash
It's called the Alpha Mash
"Friends" Theme Song (to DHC)
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
You have a son, no fun, and Linda's old and grey
And how embarassing she called you dear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year
And, you're a father now!
With your own savage boy
You're a father now!
Also, Linda's a whore
You're a father now!
And you don't have a jooooooooob!
"Savage Man" (to the tune of "Piano Man")
Now, I'm aall alone in the Wilderness
By the lighthouse a garden is plantd
I whip myself as I think of you,
And wish you were never decanted
Hello, Reporter, you there watching me,
Go away, please leave me alone,
Cause I'm mad, and I'm sad and seek solitude
Can't you tell just by what you've been shown
La la la, de de la
La le, de de da da da
Sing me a song, I'm a savage man,
Sing me a song tonight,
Well you're all in the mood for a feely and
Soma's got you feeling alright
We Want the Whip (to the tune of "We Will Rock You")
Savage you'r ea guy, make a grown man cry
With the thick red lines running cross your spine
You got blood on your face, fascinate our race
Cracking that whip all over the place
We want, we want THE WHIP!
We want, we want THE WHIP!
"I Want You the Savage Way" (to the tune of Backstreet Boys "I Want it That Way")
You are Lenina
You make me sceam-a
Believe when I say
I want you the savage way
You are a Beta-Plus
You're Great-a
Believe when I say
I want you the savage way
Tell me why-eee
Everyone belongs to everyone
Tell me why-eee
You think soma is so much fun
Tell me why
I never wanna see the day
When my child is hatched in a factory
Director's Note:
We are extremely happy to announce that we have chosen our songs. They are in the process of getting cleaned up, but this is a pretty much definite list of songs in order.Thanks to everyone who put in their best effort into their songs. These do mostly represent the best submissions, because we were not able to use all of the best submissions due to the script. We tried to fit as many as we could (as you can see by the large list and the fact we have double the amount of songs that we need).
Here is a file containing all of their parody lyrics.
Again, thanks everyone for their hard work.
~Jacob and Sam
J-Mart's Spiel:
Song Parodies
Things to Consider:
1. Choose songs that most people know (avoid obscure tunes)
2. Select songs that have easily accessible karoke versions
3. Consider playing live music for certain songs
4. You must have at least one song per act; more songs are always welcome
5. Song selection makes or breaks the show
Samples
"Alpha Mash" (to the tune of "Monster Mash")
I was hatching in the lab
Late one night
When my eyes beheld
An amazing sight
When my Alpha from his bottle
Began to hatch
And suddenly to my surprise
He did the mash
He did the Alpha Mash
The Alpha Mash
It was a casting smash
He did the mash
They hatched in a flash
The Alpha Mash
It's called the Alpha Mash
"Friends" Theme Song (to DHC)
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
You have a son, no fun, and Linda's old and grey
And how embarassing she called you dear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year
And, you're a father now!
With your own savage boy
You're a father now!
Also, Linda's a whore
You're a father now!
And you don't have a jooooooooob!
"Savage Man" (to the tune of "Piano Man")
Now, I'm aall alone in the Wilderness
By the lighthouse a garden is plantd
I whip myself as I think of you,
And wish you were never decanted
Hello, Reporter, you there watching me,
Go away, please leave me alone,
Cause I'm mad, and I'm sad and seek solitude
Can't you tell just by what you've been shown
La la la, de de la
La le, de de da da da
Sing me a song, I'm a savage man,
Sing me a song tonight,
Well you're all in the mood for a feely and
Soma's got you feeling alright
We Want the Whip (to the tune of "We Will Rock You")
Savage you'r ea guy, make a grown man cry
With the thick red lines running cross your spine
You got blood on your face, fascinate our race
Cracking that whip all over the place
We want, we want THE WHIP!
We want, we want THE WHIP!
"I Want You the Savage Way" (to the tune of Backstreet Boys "I Want it That Way")
You are Lenina
You make me sceam-a
Believe when I say
I want you the savage way
You are a Beta-Plus
You're Great-a
Believe when I say
I want you the savage way
Tell me why-eee
Everyone belongs to everyone
Tell me why-eee
You think soma is so much fun
Tell me why
I never wanna see the day
When my child is hatched in a factory